...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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