i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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