So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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