I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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