He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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