it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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