He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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