I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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