my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
