I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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