Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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