Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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