I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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