There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize