I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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