Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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