So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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