i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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