Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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