I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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