I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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