I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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