Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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