Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
so much tequila, so little girl.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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