She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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