thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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