She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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