we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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