I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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