i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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