Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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