sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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