Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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