Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Randomize