I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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