She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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