I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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