Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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