some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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