I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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