Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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