I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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