i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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