College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
