did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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