he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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