Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
grandma shit on top of the toilet
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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