We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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