Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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