And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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