I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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