well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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