I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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