I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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