And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?