can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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