i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Randomize