Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Randomize
