my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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